Subject 021
Acrylic on Canvas 
Twenty-one Around 8x10in. each
2015
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​I'm breaking up with him.
 
Very handsome boy, male model but had a brain. Although sometimes our relationship is fun, it's not healthy.
 
I love jogging in the morning after having a freshly blended banana smoothie. It helps to clean the crap EXCUSE ME out of me. There we met, the park around the corner of my neighborhood. I remember I had a terrible stomach cramp, so I had to sit down on a bench, pressed my stomach and cursing the discount bananas I got the day before. He came, and casually dropped his body next to me. It made sense at that moment the way he approached me since there was a homeless took over the bench across me. Was he looking at me? I looked away. Was he really into me? I was into him. He leaned in and asked me if he could kiss me.
 
Then the last six months just sort happened. At first, I was happy to know we both have loved and passion for the banana. Then I quickly learned he never had a job in his life, so he basically was a sexy freeloader. Because he was so cute, I was going to keep him as long as he cleaned up after himself. He broke the rule little by little as he got more comfortable with my house. I am a clean and neat person as you can tell from my banana smoothie diet. When I came home today, it was a mess. I found out he ate (ATE not DRINK), all the bananas I bought, and he threw the peels everywhere. I was mad at him for not only waste the nutrition he would otherwise be able to absorb by drinking them, but also being sacrilegious to the peels. I finally had enough of him; it's over! 
 
The truck pulls up to the curb. He starts to beg me, jumps up and down like a monkey. I have to drag him to the outside, "good night". Watch the truck pulling out, and moving down the street, my last thought of him dissolve into the sunset -- I would definitely recommend this company to my girlfriends.
 
I pick up all the peels, which are sadly laying, carefully wrap them in plastic wrap individually and put them in the freezer. I plan to consume them in next couple days savor, digest and flush all our memories down the drain.